Tips on How Not To Burn Your Rice

How not to burn your rice. Some friends are wondering how not to burn their rice when cooking it. Here are Choy's wild ideas:

1. Never cook rice. If you never cook rice you won't burn it. 

2. Eat bread or oat meal. That way, you won't need to cook rice and burn it. 

3. When you have washed the rice and put the right amount of water with it in the cooker, don't turn the cooker on. This is a sure tip on how not to burn your rice.

4. Never buy rice. 

5. Never go to a rice store.

Other Ways How not to Burn Your Rice

If you have guests who are Asians who love to eat rice, buy cooked rice from a restaurant. Or organize a pot luck and urge your Asian guests to bring rice. Or announce a sacrificial dinner of bread and soup. I promise you, these tips will ensure that you never burn your rice again.

Or try telling this short story to your Asian guests: "Rice is good but I know a guy who ate rice and died." Then your guests would ask, "Really? You can die eating rice?" Then tell them, "Well, it's like this. The guy ate too much rice when he was invited over for dinner by a friend. And then while walking home, he was hit by a car and died on the spot."

Last Resort

Here's another surefire tip: If your Asian guests still look for rice even if you have followed the above tips, do this: Tell them you often burn rice when you cook it. That way, they'd do either of two things:

1. Forget about dinner and go home.

2. Offer to cook the rice themselves.

Either way, you are prevented from burning your rice. There's your best tip on how not to burn your rice.

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