Your Dentures are Alive!

You're sure you placed your car keys on top of the fridge and now they're gone. You're sure you placed your comb in your drawer and now it's gone. You thought lost stuffs are lost because somebody else placed them somewhere else. You're wrong. Those things are alive. How do you know if something's alive? Simple.

Objects have minds of their own. Not only that, they breathe and move and hide and fool people to madness. They get a kick out of seeing people lose their minds and tempers over lost dentures and underwear and wigs and bubble gums. They do this to someday conquer the world. If something makes you lose control, it's alive. That answers, 'How do you know if something's alive?' Remember, you heard this warning first on this blog.

Now, there was a match stick. You won't believe this, but it created an ingenious plan of murdering a man who killed it's parent. The stick started the plan when it was still a forest tree, after it witnessed how the man butchered its dad to death and made charcoals out of it. It vowed to avenge its dad someday. Crazy, but this, in a sense, proves that your dentures are alive just as match sticks are.



The day of vengeance started when someone cut it down to manufacture match sticks. The sticks somehow made it to the matchbox brand the man often used to light his cigarette. As the man was crossing a street while lighting a cigarette the stick burned his finger and made him stop a while to check on the burn--and that was when a speeding car hit him. You still ask me how do you know if something's alive? Figure it out!